The Other Day I Caught a Cold

Got that? The government is trying to kill us old folks. Their first attempt was the distribution of “free” cheese to those 65 and older. Unfortunately (for the government, not for us elderly), Big Pharma invented the statin drugs which are keeping us alive longer than the government prediction. So here we have a second try: a flu vaccine that just happens to not work very well against old folks. Gotta hand it to the folks in Washington, D.C. This is almost better than trying to use a poisoned cigar to assassinate Fidel Castro. Continue Reading →

A Terrific Idea from Australia

“My suggestion is we lower the legal driving age to three. Kid’s are much more tech savvy these days and they could download an app or something.” What a great idea! Parents would no longer have to put up with being chauffeurs. And we have to add Dino to our list of people we admire. Continue Reading →