Title IX and George Orwell

Here at pfpfp we are of two minds about this issue. On the one hand, we really like sex. But on the other hand, one unintended consequence (at least for those considerably younger than us) is pregnancy. And that flies in the face of the stated purpose of this blog. Continue Reading →

Please Don’t Take My Plan B Away

Let’s make our stance perfectly clear. We oppose teen sex. We oppose premarital sex. We oppose post-marital sex. And we oppose post-morten sex. … You read that correctly. Tylenol can kill you. Aspirin causes stomach bleeding. … It’s hard to satirize this stuff because the content is so amazingly dumb. Continue Reading →