We Oppose This Bumper Sticker

Ignore This Warning!
Ignore This Warning!

At pfpfp, we’re always watching for warning signs that should be ignored.  While our title (we oppose this bumper sticker) is technically incorrect, it was the best we could do.  Remember, if you text while driving you will increase the demand for this company’s products, boosting the economy.

The NTSB Is Trying to Thwart Evolution

The NTSB is trying to thwart evolution.   The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) has just proposed banning all cell phone use while driving.  No talking, texting, e-mailing, surfing, or sexting.  The Wall Street Journal put the story on their web front page.  Not to be outdone, the New York Times followed suit.

People for a Population-Free Planet opposes these restrictions vehemently.  After all, driving while doing anything with a cell phone is very stupid.  And likely to involve the user in an accident.  Those who believe evolution is no longer working should think about this for a few minutes.

To paraphrase a well-known bumper sticker, “They can have my cell phone when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.  Especially if I died in a car crash I caused.”