People for a Population-Free Planet

Here at People for a Population Free Planet, we’re always looking for innovative ways to thin the herd. As such, we recommend you visit this theme park. Sure, it’s a little inconvenient (in Pakistan), but we promise it will be worth the trip.
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At pfpfp, we’re always watching for warning signs that should be ignored.  While our title (we oppose this bumper sticker) is technically incorrect, it was the best we could do.  Remember, if you text while driving you will increase the … Continue reading →

“My suggestion is we lower the legal driving age to three. Kid’s are much more tech savvy these days and they could download an app or something.” What a great idea! Parents would no longer have to put up with being chauffeurs. And we have to add Dino to our list of people we admire. Continue reading →

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Nadine Schweigert, 36, is our new heroine.  In March, she married … herself.  The most entertaining coverage is at the Nairaland blog.  Be sure you read the comments. Ms. Schweigert will, presumably, be unable to procreate without taking extreme measures. … Continue reading →

Every pfpfp reader needs one of these. Trust us on this. No, gender does not matter — get your mind out of the gutter.  Available at TigerDirect.com.  Click here. The stores are all sold out. Go figure. You’d figure a … Continue reading →

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“A colleague of mine produces her own eggs by raising chickens in her backyard. But she also drives individual hens to the veterinarian, giving her breakfasts an impressively huge carbon footprint.” Continue reading →

At pfpfp.org, we believe these pumpkins are a valuable addition to our toolkit. We applaud the companies making these pumpkins as well as those selling them.
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